how swine flu got started.

delicious.

let's get totally retro!

tell me you are stoked i found this little gem.

hot shit: nouvelle nouvelle in the gastown shop hop.

this store rules. they've got everything from delicious smelling candles, to insight, to yokoo scarves and some vintage in there for good measure.

and did you notice - free champagne & cupcakes?! eep.

happy happy, kiddo.

little sister is one year older - fuck wiser.

xo

seki.

it girl: zoe kravitz.

her mom is lisa bonet. her dad is lenny kravitz. pretty much seals the deal on the genetic lottery there. she doesn't have heaps of work under her belt, but i forsee great things.

hurrah for fridays!

nicknames

my namesake (according to kevin). thanks yuuki.

the hills is so real.

The Hills with James Franco and Mila Kunis from James Franco

radness.

pants gone wild.

purchased upon phil's recommendation.

with antlers.

yuk yuk yuk.

the curious case of the hipster grifter.

she been taking dem boys for all they worth.

kind of depressing that she managed to get a job at vice at face value - goes to show how much worth a colourful chest piece can be vs. a well-manicured curiculum vitae.

are scenester reference checks a moot point? tweet that shit, b.

gay fish got kicks.

ads for ye's lv sneakers - available for the layperson in june '09. bonus ass, courtesy amber rose.

listed: eff my life.

basically, this site is an open forum where you can post your woes in total annonymity. just giving the world a peek into a karmic dumpster on the ol' interweb.

example:

today, i took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. trying to be nice, i gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. she wasn't sleeping. i let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

check it. don't regret it.

stretching our legs.

went on two bike rides around stanley park this long weekend!! it was so beautiful and sunshiney, but it got a bit windy around the point - i'm glad i wore mittens.

i can't wait 'til summer!

grass movie.

phil was the star. look at that healthy glow.

listed: like a BOSS.

the lonely island effing RULES. and plus seth rogan? eep.

r.i.p. shane mcconkey.

it's been a sad past couple of weeks here in the valley and the lower mainland - local pro skier, shane mcconkey, passed away in late march after a base-jumping accident in the italian dolomites.

please visit www.shanemcconkey.org to send your best wishes to shane's family and friends.

listed: tripods.

jody and matt are part of this contest - for reals. i think i am pretty skilled at this move, too - great landing form. silliness rules.

thanks gnargnar.

meowmeowmeowmeow.

so many of my pals are kitty-obsessed. i think it's rubbing off, even though phil's allergic and i am, for the most part, more partial to domesticated pets of the canine persuasion. anywho, i figured, seeing as my friends and i are fans of this, our natural progression (keeping kitty-dom in mind), would be toward this.

high fives!

biting the bullet.

crimminy. i've been pretty scared of baseball for the better part of my life. well, i can pinpoint the exact moment i swore off of the sport: age 13, cousin erica getting smoked in the face with a softball running from first to second. blood all over the white tofino whale-watching shirt i had lent her that morning.

there was no permanent damage - just a major black eye for erica and an adolescence living in fear of the ball for me. now, i am trading my fear for a team shirt, cap and a membership with the bullshits, who just happen to be sponsored by russell brewery. eep.

feel free to come by a game - we usually tap the keg around 6 p.m.

uh, did you know.

that oprah was the face of revlon in 1988?