Sunday, March 1, 2009

listed: fuck you penguin.

now this may be one of the best sites i've ever visited on the interweb. seriously, this guy posts pictures of the most absurdly adorable animals ever captured on celluloid (see above), and proceeds to rip them, and their cuteness, new assholes. case and point:

"bunny, what the hell do you think you are doing? those people out there are just trying have a nice walk in the woods, and here you are waiting for the perfect moment to pounce on them and tear their insides out, hop by excruciating hop. STOP TRYING TO CAUSE A SPONTANEOUSLY CUTE INCIDENT. did you think i wouldn't see you? did you think you could just go around, hiding in the dark corners of the world, working to undermine everything that holds civilized society together? you disgust me, bunny.

LESSON: never walk through a garden or a jungle without being aware of the distinct possibility that there could be some ridiculously cute asshole bunny crouched in the shadows, ready to pounce and violate your sacred sense of decency."

please do yourselves a favour and go visit 'fuck you penguin' as soon as possible. you will NOT regret this decision.

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